marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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