he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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