what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
