you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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