I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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