i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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