just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Randomize
