mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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