Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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