Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
