it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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