youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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