you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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