Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
high people should be assigned attendants
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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