Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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