He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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