so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
