Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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