And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He kissed a someone with a penis
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Go christen that room with your naked body.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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