There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
