Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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