I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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