I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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