hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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