guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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