he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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