Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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