Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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