Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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