people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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