is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
