I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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