No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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