i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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