No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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