IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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