I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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