i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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