i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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