now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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