Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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