I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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