Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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