She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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