haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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