So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
