Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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