Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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