he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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