butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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