i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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