You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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