That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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